Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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