fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Alive.
So much puke
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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