...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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