Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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