the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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