So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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