How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just found a bag of teeth...
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?