This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.