I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.