Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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