what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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