no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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