guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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