Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I want to be your penis for a week.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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