your room smells of hookers.
And success
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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