How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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