I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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