I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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