You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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