you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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