I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
dude. I can hear the air.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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