I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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