Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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