Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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