awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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