New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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