So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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