The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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