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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Alive.
So much puke
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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