Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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