I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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