NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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