Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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