I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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