Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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