I need help removing her.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
now i know why i became what i already was.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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