She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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