New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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