I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.