do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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