I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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