Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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