So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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