i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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