He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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