That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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