Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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