I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Randomize
