I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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