Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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