That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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