real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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