so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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