Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
His nipple licking is glorious
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