Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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