I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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