its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just want nice things and good sex
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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