it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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